Men, This Is Why You Can’t Get a Date

I Really, Really Hope This is a Joke, For the Sake of Humanity

Not another one!!!! Yikes!!!! After reporting on this guy a few months ago, the Tinder creep, another creep has popped up!!

Ladies, RUN!

Let’s break this down:

• First off, single male 44 looking for a roommate. Why, pray tell, does a 44-year-old male need a roommate? Can’t make rent on his own?
• Must be young! 18–25! And of course, must be single! And hot! And skinny! And like old men!
• Must be willing to cook and clean! Because it’s 1955!
• 1 bedroom apartment but please use the couch until you are comfortable with the bedroom. This is where it gets tricky for me. Maybe this flier is a joke? Maybe? Is anyone that weird enough to think this is ok? Has Covid gone to everyone’s brain?
• No pets, no drinking, no drugs, and no male friends. Ok, no pets= nothing to take attention away from the “roommate”. No drinking= must be sober and HOT! Not a party girl! Again, no drugs= must not be a party girl. And finally, this is a given, NO male friends= no competition!
• No closed doors policy. WTF is this? So creep can watch the young girl use the bathroom and change her clothes. And probably…