Ladies, If You Are Looking For a Valentine’s Date, This Isn’t It

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This amazing post has been circulating online. After seeing it for the second time this week, I knew I needed to respond.

I don’t even know where to start with this but I am going to try.

• Stay Fit- No fatties! If you love Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, you are out!
• Eat natural- Only fruits, veggies, and proteins, that’s it! No take-out or McDonald’s, ever!
• Keep hair long- This guy might have an Amish or Mormon obsession idk. Women have a right to wear their hair however they want!
• Soft voices- Must speak in a soft baby doll voice. No loud speaking! And no talking over men!
• Avoid gossip- Hahahahahahahhahahaha. Most women gossip, good luck with this one.
• Shun online dating- In today’s world, most people find dates online. They are not finding them in church or at the corner store (usually).
• Want babies- OMG. I can’t with this one.
• Aren’t liberals- Bro, they don’t want your conservative a — either.
• Have zero tattoos- Clean, non-marked-up skin. And…