I Feel Sorry For People In The Dating World. Tinder is a Cesspool.

Ok, I am married and haven’t been on the dating scene since the ’90s. I know nothing about Tinder or any of the dating apps. But I feel bad for all the single women looking for love.

And I DO know when a guy wants a blow-up doll instead of a real woman.

This is a real Tinder ad. Thank you, Twitter. There is a LOT to unpack here:

This 38-year-old broke, unemployed student, who loves food and fishing, has the following requirements!

1. Must be conservative!! Liberals are not wanted! If you voted for Biden, you are out!
2. You cannot be tall! You must be 5'4"-5'7"! Tall girls are not accepted! This guy is probably the one in the high school who called the tall girls “giraffe” or “Amazon woman”
3. This guy says, no fatties! If you like Oreos, Cheesecake Factory, and McDonald’s chicken nuggets, you are not wanted! He is ONLY looking for you to weigh between 115–125 lbs. He will weigh you!
4. Your bra size MUST be 32b-34c, definitely no smaller, but bigger accepted. Breast implants are a plus.