An 8-Year-Old Ohio Girl Went Joy Riding To Target

Is This My Long Lost Daughter???

When I was a kid, I had a lot of energy. I was always getting into trouble. I also didn’t like to follow the rules. So when I heard about the 8-year-old girl taking her parent's car to shop at Target, I was like laughing my a — off.

Of course, we are all grateful nothing happened and everyone was safe.

Here’s the video:

And it made the NY Times:

Target is a popular destination for shoppers of all ages. Apparently, the allure is so strong that it can be worth stealing your mom’s car for.

At least, that was the case for an 8-year-old girl in Bedford, Ohio, who was reported to be safe after she took her family’s car on a joyride to Target on Sunday, setting off alarms in her neighborhood and nearby towns. She was found nearly two hours after leaving her home, but not before she was able to get herself a drink from Starbucks, according to the Bedford Police Department.

It is unclear how the young…